A Little Southern News
May 2013
Issue 77
"That's Awfully Swee-den of Y'all"
HIGHLIGHTS: Take the events of Memphis in May as it salutes and honors Sweden. Visit the main events, hear some singing, and have a laugh or a smile. It's quite an adventure.
I'll take you Thar ....
A LITTLE SOUTHERN NEWS! Hometown Memphis, Tennessee ...Go read it today!
I'm Yo' Southern Belle MIISRAEL
Hay! Why look at that...That Lil' Swee-den Belle copied my hairdo! But y'all knows I'm Yo real Little Southern Belle MIISRAEL. There's so much going on in May I'm having to start off early to catch up. I'm glad to see y'all. I'm taking out time to thank you for reading this somewhat humorous page. You'll become all too Southern! You must really like it, and I think "That's awfully sweeden of y'all."
"Well, come on with me; and take in a Sweeden smile or two."
You're in....
..A LITTLE SOUTHERN NEWS
"That's because, I only tells a little."
WHAT'S DAT I HEER?
SOUNDS LIKE SWEE-DOM.. MUSIC....TO MY EAR
MID SOUTH MUSIC FESTIVAL
May 3-5
Git out y'all songs cause evry'body done gone go to the music festival!
Line up for the shows! Thar's plenty of music around heer!
Sanging :OH' I ONLY TELLS A LITTLE.."
Them two is got the be singing some horse's notes..
Doe, ray, me fa, so, la, tea, NAAAAY!
O' I only tells a little...in a lil' Southern News..
and I only tells a little' is the name of dis heer tune,
When it comes to a event..I've got short news to vent......cause a lil' is just A'nough ta give y'all.. a hint!...
O' I only tells a little...in a lil' Southern News.
Y'all have tA look somewheers else ... if you want all the clues.
When its mo' of the function.. you want me to tell...You ain't gonna git it from Yo' Southern Belle.
Stay coool...Don't git the blues...
Like I said....' I only tells a little...in a lil' Southern Neeeeews!
--Words and lyrics written by MIISRAEL.
DU.UUGH!
HA!
OKAY. I might git a Grammy for dat.. then I can say "Why that's awfully swee-dem of y'all."
Thar's a sweet voice of Mavis Staples as the featured artist of this heering event On May 04, 2013. Why she ain'nt got a sour naaay note at all. She's all sweeden. You's gone have ta buy some tickets so since I only tells a little you gots to go the the Official Web site to find out mo' bout the music fest. I thank they'll apreach see ate dat!.......I'll give you dat news a lil' later.
Let's look at my Mavis sangin...
Com' on Y'ALL... She's taken ya'll to SWEE-DEN
Don't be silly.... dat picther is not the real Mavis, but the real one will show up at the Music Festival. All weekend of May 3-5 Git Along wit some mo' other real singing and performing artis folks! It's a lots people! Now let's go see some mo days in May I'll got a lil' bit mo!
LET ME TAKE YOU TO MEMPHIS!
You're in A Little Southern News!
Wink! Wink!
IT'S MEMPHIS IN MAY!
Attend the Barbeques!
MEMPHIS IN MAY INTERNATIONAL BARBEQUE CONTEST 2013
May 16-18, 2013
Memphis, TN
Tom Lee Park/Downtown Memphis
WORK IT!
SWEE-DEN! thar's hickory smoke in the air...smells like some barbeque's ever'wheer!
And jus' what is theys.. doin?
[Show photo of three little pigs running away from a wolf]
Yalls ...Come back hear!...
Y'alls anin't goin to no barbeque contests!
Sorry, Big Badd Wolfie!..But..weee's running away to the Barbeque contests in Memphis, Tennessee!
"Y'all we better join them.... Yep, I reckon so."
Dis menu is serving over 36,000 thousands visitors..and hundreds of contestants will be competing...and dat's just a guess what. Thousands come ev'ry year! It's international so, people all over the world light up the grills to win that famous international prize! So, put on your comfortable clothes, and git out yo' runnin shoes. This year might now have the rains like be'fo' I thank it's gonna be mighty HOT! It's to murch fun!!!!
Excuse me, but Lil' Swee-den Belle Gurl....
[Showed photo of Little Sweden girl holding up her horse]
I don't bleeve thar'll be cookin any barbaqued horse meat..." "
Hur horse seems happy to ablige"
INSTEAD LET'S RIDE OFF INTO THE SUNSET
THE SUNSET SYMPHONY
May 25, 2013
Tom Lee Park
Around Sunset...you know when.....
THE SUN IS GOIN' DOWN...
Hmm...Where's hur horse at?
Look for the Sweedish bands! Thar's sho' to be great sweet finale at sunset! However, since i only tell a little, I don't have any mo' to tell you. But I do try ya'll. The Sunset Symphony is always beautiful rain or shine. So brangs you blankets and yo' wraps and just listen to the music. All these events costs money, so don't go tell'in I said it was free...You can brang yo' chaps along. Why theyll tell you..How Swee-Dom it is! .
It's been a good lil' tour of Sweden. Since I promised to tell a little, I've done what I said. I guess you can find out more by being sweet, I'll be back in about 4 weeks...
[YOU HAVE HAD A
SOUTHERN EXPERIENCE IN READING! ]
WHY'S THAT'S AWFULLY SWEEDEN OF Y'ALL
All Month Long, May 2013
Cause "I only tell a lil'"
"One day I'm gone have a long swee-den talk wit y'all. But not today!
ESCAPES TO
A LITTLE SOUTHERN NEWS
Sanging... " Oh...' I only tells a little..."
YIPES!
i'm okay.
"Somebody just throwed a banana peel at my sangin..."
"That was really low Scissors Man...I'll git you for dat!"
^^^^^^^
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